It was no bomb — just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they’re looking for a woman who’s charged with using the sauce to steal dough, but not the kind that would go well with a draught of pale ale.

According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told bank employees that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions. Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.

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